Funny Reasons Not To Get a Massage
I typed into ChatGPT for funny reasons not to get a massage. The response (with my comments in Italics) ….. You might find yourself uncontrollably snoring like a chainsaw, embarrassing both you and the massage therapist. (nb massage therapists don’t care) Your muscles might enjoy the massage so much that they decide to unionize and demand regular spa treatments, leaving you broke. (could be a problem…) You could accidentally invent a new form of interpretive dance while trying to gracefully…